Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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