i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Omg I joined a choir last night...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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