i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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