He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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