look no pants
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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