yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I party with great urgency now.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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