If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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