The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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