my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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