Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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