We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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