Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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