OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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