check it out our google latitudes are spooning
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
