I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Pooping to opera.
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