She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
These tits shall not be calmed
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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