I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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