yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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