You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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