dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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