Porn is love you can see.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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