ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
my being single is dangerous.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
i out mim tonsoeep
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