That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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