No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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