He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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