Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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