brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Green mimosas i think yes
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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