Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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