Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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