Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Just pee around me
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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