Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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