i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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