double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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