the new term for farting is butt boxing.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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