You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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