One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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