im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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