Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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