They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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