So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Four minutes until I can fart!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
