so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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