you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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