You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
