physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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