Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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