New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
