i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
