you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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