Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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