Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I could make wine with my vomit
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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