your thong is hanging out like whoa
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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