check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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