Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My vagina is very pro this idea
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
