Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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