I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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