cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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